Holla-daze

I’m a real pain-in-the-ass bitch during the holidays.
Great. I’ll be looking forward to that.

And then we will light the candles on the tree and dance around it, singing songs.
How long will this take?
Around half an hour.
I don’t speak the language.
My dad doesn’t sing. You can fake it together.

Are there any arcades around?
I think there might be a video game console at the bowling alley.
Can we go?!

When your mom sings, it’s way better than when mine does.
Yeah, it’s The Beatles, not Psalms.

How do I say “happy holidays?”
There is no translation for that. You have to say “Merry Christmas.”
Because there are no Jews here or…?

God Yul og godt nytår, y’all.


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